I know I was kidding.

More fight than the Vols.

I live in a place that my house doesn’t even come with wifi and after years of Verizon killing me on portable hot spot bills I think I might actually buy a car just for the WiFi. By now it would have been cheaper if I had just done that from the jump

This is funny to me I worked in that sport for more than a decade and I said to my wife - if someone had the balls to do it in NASCAR and they were supported by their owners they would be meaningful

My convertible pick-up.

That’s not a FUPA that’s a dickdo - his stomach sticks out further than his dick do.

That is flat out awesome. Shaq has zero fucks to give - calls out Barkley, pimps the General - come on he is a riot.

TL:DR fixed one of my FJ40's was happy

I’ve always thought that it was the only way they could keep the engines running - like the car you have in high school with the piss poor idle adjustment so every time you hit a stop sign you’re doing the heel toe dance to keep the thing running.

If I was going to buy a Harley it would be the old shit box AMF Harley just so I could have an authentic HD experience.

Yup, it will change your life alright, for the bad.

When I sell a car can you publish it to a bunch of folks like you did with this?

Christ they should have a special off site with the talent to reinforce that point. As far as I can tell they’ve told the talent to act disrespectfully and be as unprofessional as possible at all times.

Christ these numbnuts should be in jail already for impersonating competent NFL coaches.

Come on people this needs more stars.

I guess I’m just an old man.

Fuck the Major Deegan, especially on a Friday night, that is all.

I used to have Red Bull delivered free to my office. I drank it instead of water - I’m surprised I’m didn’t piss crystals.

How long of a post do you want.

Florida man strikes again.