Give that man a trophy. That’s fucking awesome.

I’ve told friends that have considered one of these new- “you’ll look like a nouveau rich douche bag, if you have a true appreciation for these cats find a classic and make it happen.”

You win.

The suburbs - erase all semblance of personality and individualism upon the purchase of your home.

Anyone other than those idiots. Used to love Mike and Russo, now Mike’s is listened to for comedic purposes only because he’s so high on his own supply it’s actually funny.

Mike has become a walking, talking caricature he’s so far off in left field it’s frightening. This comes from someone that loved the days when he was paired with Russo.

How long before I’m calling for a flat bed from the side of the highway.

Used Volvo wth AWD is the only real answer here.

Are you fucking kidding, Uber is a shitty company that should pound fucking sand. I happily stand in the rain and grab a cab before giving any money to that douche nozzle Kalanick.

The cure for inattentive driving is to drive a mid-70's manual transmission truck in modern traffic in the snow. There’s no traction control, no ABS, no airbag and crumple zones, HA.

Kay and Don are absolutely horrible, both are hacks of the highest order.

Christ, JaVale needs to grow a set or stop doing stupid shit on the court - he was being recognized for his proclivity for doing things that warrant being made fun of.

As someone with a few 70's era land cruisers I have no idea what watertight is.

You’re thinking of upstate ny where we have a fondness for slugging down some suds and then hoping on snowmobiles to go shoot stuff - we’ll if we don’t crash into rocks or break through the ice and kill ourselves first.

I’m not a lifted truck guy (old land cruisers here) but goodness I’m always facsinsted by the interest dudes have in others guys dicks.

Thermonuclear protection

Once upon a time they are “professional grade” so there’s that.

Shit truck on NC209 “The Rattler”

Iron pig. Had this exact truck in high school as my first car and have missed it since I got rid of it. Now have the 40 (had that in HS as well), 45 and 100 now, but am chasing a 55.

My favorite 45 is the one I drive about every day snow, sun or rain. I know it’s not a troopy, but for that duty I stick with the 100 series.