I drove across country in one of these shit piles. My father got rid of the Datsun 510, it barely and I mean barely made it to the dealer for trade. Once there he had his testicles surgically removed and slid into the drivers seat of the YELLOW Volare station wagon.

Chip trying to out think the room, in other words, Chip has no idea what Chip is doing.

This

It's right off the god damned highway......35 acres that buts up the interstate 94.....remote indeed.

You're not kidding and who would have blamed him. I mean if you're going to drive the carefully cultivated image off the cliff mash the fucking gas and go all in.

The guy certainly doesn't have proof, but goodness does anyone really think its that far fetched that this guy has pulled lines off the tits or asses of some of his chicks he "dated"?

Now we know how doctors cure the Viagra 4 hour boner - Heather Young's mug shot.

Had one in college outfitted as follows:

The nostalgia train that is run by the MTA is pretty damn old, but it's not a regular service

My reaction to people in these things (G wagon) is kind of like Eddie Murphy's reaction to the two guys in the matching Michael Jackson outfits in Beverly Hills Cop.

Ah no.

It's frozen shit, not a big deal. Anyone that's ever worked on a farm has had to deal with real live hot steaming shit. Try fetching a stuck ram from a collector that cleans the channels in a dairy barn and pushes it into the slurry tank. Fun times.

Or get the better looking E38 with the v-12, and by that I mean the later V-12 - the M73tvB54 which was shared with the Rolls Silver Shadow. That car and that engine is great, no vanos bullshit, but of course when the computers go you're fucked. I have a 01 - 740 sport and a 01 - 750 and while the 740 is great, the…

If that's not the definition of irony, I'm not sure what is. Holy Shnikes.

If you're any good the strategy should just be to beat the piss out of them. If you boss or FIL can't handle it, find a new boss and just remember your fucking your FIL's daughter so you're always going to be one up on him.

That just filled the awesome bucket for the day.

Oy. That video looked like a promo video for an all male adult themed vacation cruise.

Hell I saw that same thing happen about 20 years ago at a market on 86th and 1st in the middle of a nice summer day and the guy taking a dump was smoking a cigarette. We were walking to get some booze and when we came back the guy was gone and there was someone from the market hosing the area down with some huge…

Toyota and the small/mid segment are almost synonymous. Toyota has a long legacy of strong vehicles in this small/utility segment of the domestic market going back to the mid-sixties. Now the early days it was with the LandCruiser models - 40's and 55's before really morphing into a full fledged SUV with the 80's,…

Holy hell man, are you serious? Here's the breakdown big/small, heavy/light, lots/little.