I can fix them tho

EXCUSE YOU, Courtney Love is a national treasure.

Not mention, the food is really great there too! I've been meaning to try Garage because I live in that awkward area between Salt Lake and N Salt Lake so Beck St is a stone's throw away. I hear they have a good brunch. I only wish they were allowed to mix a strong Bloody Mary without using that pour regulator thing.

I'm a woman, but I can tell you it just moved.

We have the same two hobbies, except I use the labels on beer bottles instead of bar coasters! Advice columns are the shit, and Ask Polly is one of the best! (Ask A Queer Chick from the Hairpin is also really great.)

Yes, that is where I worked. I worked in the Gloria Steinem counseling and liberation center.

i think flowbee actually thinks it's LITERALLY every white man. i bet that's it. i bet that is exactly what she's saying.

I was visiting Rome and taking a bus with some friends when we started talking to a nun who couldn't have been older than 25. She was from Seattle, and had just gotten to Rome a few months before, so she was still acclimating, but knew her shit. We get to a stop, and a man snatches her backpack and tries to run off of…

Whatever TLO nailed it, Jennifer Aniston is a troll of the tabloids http://tomandlorenzo.com/2014/08/jennif…

I'm sure nobody will even notice that he's not a cat.

Have we discussed this yet?: "If a married person realizes he or she is not by nature monogamous, but is not going to act on urges to have sex with other people (whatever their gender), I don't think they have to tell their nearest and dearest this."

As I feel like I am always saying in the comments section: Fuck that noise.

I figured he wasn't too heavily involved with overseeing the bar. I just blame him for its existence. But thanks! Now I know who else to start hating. Fuuuuck youuuuuuuu, Ty Burrell's brother-in-law.

Marry me!!! X Wife's Place is my second-least favorite bar in Salt Lake. My stupid friends are always like, "It's right by my place and they've got free pool." And I'm like, "But it's a boring cash-only dive that's either completely empty or full of rowdy, belligerent, annoying bros." And then my stupid friends (many…

Fun fact about Ty Burrell: he owns the worst bar in Salt Lake City. It's called Bar X and it's this terrible overpriced cocktail lounge with mediocre drinks, boring people, and garish red lighting that thinks it's classy. Everything about it screams "place where old men take their mistresses." The prices wouldn't be…