Yeah CPM either ain’t married or very recent. Also men and women are not really equal. There I said it. They are compliments of each other. Both have their strengths and weaknesses that are different and often times complimentary of each other.

You aren’t married are you

The best parts of his show were the failures. Getting his ass handed to him by a judoka, eating boar anus in the African bush. He shared his misery and took responsibility for it instead of blaming his hosts.

Drake has always been a bitch. I mean someone has to say it and I guess that person is me today.

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

Who is threatened by this? Literally who? You always like these things are so challenging and transgressive but I don’t see anyone at all up in arms about it. Who cares?

First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

[raises hand tentatively]

He may understand it, but he doesn’t know how to execute it. The middle movie of a trilogy is not the time to kick out the foundations and set of in a bold new direction.

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story. The scorpion stings the frog when they are halfway across the river. The frogs turns to the scorpion and says “Why would you do that, now we both going to drown “, the scorpion shrugs and says “Its just my nature”. The point is the frog foolishly believed the…

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

Ok, but why did she need to stay on the ship? It was just flying in a staight line in empty space. Couldn’t they have just put a metaphorical brick on the accelerator and left?

Right! Like how soft do you have to be in order to be offended by this?

This is “hating on black people?” They’re just singing along to a song.

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…

For anyone that doesn’t know how these gear shifters work, here’s a short video explaining it.

“Johnson was daring enough” — Really?

I feel that Rian Johnson threw a lot of things from The Force Awakens over his shoulder and into the sea. Snoke’s backstory and any possible future, Rey’s parents, the loyalty of Star Wars fans.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or