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Screw John Malkovich.

You should see the rear of that car, it’s something else all right

No doubt. I’m sure lots of cars have them, but look at the jeep, the floor pan is stamped with drainage grooves! It’s groovy!

Laserwash, baby. That’s in between bi-monthly trips to the back of the dealership to have it detailed for fifty bucks.

I agree in theory, but you KNOW there would be a ton of asshole aggressive drivers out there thinking “that guy isn’t getting by me.” I honestly think lane-splitting would create more problems because of the amount of assholes behind the wheel there are.

So even though he is right, and an opportunity presented itself to remind this clearly aggressive driver that she needs to change her driving behavior, he’s still a whiny bitch for going to a cop? Would you have preferred he just punch out her mirror like every other asshole video out there?

Crowding a motorcyclist is automatically dangerous. The motorcyclist has every right to maintain control of his lane when it is his right of way. The driver of the Civic needed a citation to remind her that there are laws that we all agree to follow when we receive that driver’s license from the local DMV.

A colleague of mine once hit a full size suitcase, at night, on the interstate going 85mph. He set sail and managed to stick the landing on his (at the time new) BMW K12RS. He was around 70 years old at the time.

In 2008, my boss bought his wife a new Chrysler 300 and the dealer was running a promotion if you bought a new 300, you could get a new 2008 PT Cruiser for $1.

Holy shit! A list of cars Jalops don’t want that DOESN’T include the PT Cruiser?!?!?!?

Well then I just want everyone to know that if I’m run off the road, leave me and get that fucker!

This is the best I can do without having the original, uncompressed video. The water on the windshield of the car with the dashcam is distorting the license plate too much.

You know, David, I like the cut of your jib. Don’t let the nay-sayers get you down.

This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual Murge. All moving violations, and felonies such as road rage, will be legal for 12 hours. All emergency services will be suspended. Your government thanks you for your participation.

Ah, someone likes to be the third party here!

That’s because you’re not a dick. You see someone getting through traffic and think, nice I’m happy for them they can get to their destination faster. Other people see it and think fuck them, no one should enjoy something I don’t get, if I am stuck then they should be too. Good for you for not being a dick, I wish

The worst thing is, that is obviously a minivan. Meaning this man has not only reproduced, but in numbers large enough to warrant purchase of a minivan.

I see a move in our future.

That would be fucking amazing. I am more and more impressed with Colorado all the time.