russellmaniac2112
russellmaniac2112
russellmaniac2112

Not the most eloquent of responses, but hits at the heart of the matter. Also, his audience is likely the people that need to hear this.

While Deadspin's fixation on pro wrestling (not a sport) irks the shit out of me, I do have to say that Stone Cold knocked that shit out of the park. Bravo, sir.

Looks like somebody's not following the new sign:

ESPN has responded with a SportsScience piece, two 30-for-30 films about the incident, and a debate between Skip Bayless and a straw-man about whether shouting "Horn" or using an actual buzzer would make Tim Tebow a better baller than LeBron.

*Cums*

[cums while screaming at penis to consider messaging implications]

– Darren Rovell

They're fixing the Blu-ray to recoup box office losses.

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We decided to improve the clip by adding Yakety Sax.

It makes sense to give the "under God" line to a guy who specializes in fantasy.

...and Leon's getting larrrrger.

At least they didn't try to use substitute words and blurt out "Cunt Ruckus".

She's in the attic!!!

When did Hank play against the Marlins?

Stark: And he's done it! Hank Aaron has broken Babe Ruth's home run record!
ESPN Commenters: omg jayson you're there? warn somebody about 9/11

You're all that I wanted of a girl.

Nice picture, pretty boy.