I'm very hard to scare with a movie. I was intrigued when I heard that "The Conjuring" received an R-rating because it was so gosh-darned scary. Really? How about horror movies that can actually say "mission accomplished"?

I live in Kentucky, where the state slogan is : "Kentucky - A Great Place to be From"

Yeah, chili *sauce* with beans would just be weird to me. I'm willing to grant that "competition" chili has no beans, but my personal choice is beans in chili. Heck, chopped onions and celery (cooked in) are fine too.

In southern Kentucky, I grew up with very basic (but bland) chili. Not too long ago, I learned my in-laws from the Louisville area put spaghetti noodles in their chili. (I was nice, I ate a little, but I considered it a bizarre aberration.) Recently while in Louisville, I noticed some cafeteria chili also had noodles.…

FROZEN CORN?! Get that away from me…

How do you keep up with the news like that?

We're in danger of jeopardizing our rich heritage of humor at stoners' expense. When we can't make fun of the Shaggy types, what is left? Can't make fun of cocaine - not funny!

So brave.

I'm fine with Peter Davidson's alienation.

"He is the rare singer-songwriter who might just be too socially conscious." - is this line intentionally humorous or unintentionally humorous?

I'm sorry to have heard of Amy Schumer. It's something I deeply regret.

Social Justice Warriors, Assemble!

Non-partisan, I like it.

Trump will be better than Hillary. A low bar, to be sure.

I am not fit to spell :( Thanks, Arby's.

Welcome to my everyday.

Mr. Trump's opponent isn't fit to serve… no implication needed! :)

No, no… No book for you. Your tears are an elixir unto R.R. Martin.

I thought the home video title was going to be "Ghostbusters, But With Chicks"

Awwww, man… I didn't think it would be a real spoiler by now! Sorry!