Typical BMW driver. Didn’t even signal.

People who don’t get this fall into two groups:

For views.

• Lexus of Pembroke Pines, FL (has four): Three white, one black

The fucking Nurburgring shirt with a picture of Laguna Seca kills me.

Remember who’s at your wedding. Drunk People and Old people mainly. They love all those songs.

Never knew this tidbit:

Off topic, but this is the second time in like 5 minutes I’ve seen facebook screengrabs, and the font it all comic-sans like. WTF is wrong with people?

...15 years later...

Hopefully he too has Boneitis.

So, assuming the new XT5 will be sized between the current ATS and CTS we’re back to where we were a couple years ago with the previous CTS, and before the ATS. Progress!

Can’t forget the NAS

“This looks a bit slow, maybe we can performante the video a bit”

“Choadnan the Barbarian”

Learned it from my dad’s late 80's/early 90's (not sure, I was young) Nissan Maxima.

I assume this guy randomly runs into the street without looking. If I were his neighbor, I’d be driving up and down that street 24/7.

Everybody is wrong here. Cadillac, Porsche, CLK, CLR... Nope.

Uh, maybe your dad left because your mom obviously gave birth to someone else’s baby.

It’s okay, you clearly put more effort into it.