“I just took this amazing high-res image of my new girlfriend. But I would really rather it looked like it was taken with a Polaroid One Step in 1979 and then left on the dash of my car for a whole summer...... I know! - I’ll run it thru the Instagram filter!”
like Angelina Jolie in “Alexander”: she is supposed to be macedonian, and her accent - during the course of just one sentences - shifts from greek-ish, to italian, to slavic, to translvanian, to russian, vaguely spanish.....
religion is poison
I guess “American” means “english with an aryan twang”...?
SodaStream is super awesome because like most Israeli-owned companies, it is built on Palestinian land. Haw haw! </sarcasm>
screaming like a madman from the top of the stands during every one of my hockey games from age 7-13.
this is a promo for their new show which looks awesome
it is so awful. women sounding like a combination little girl/stripper. it is porn-voice, and no matter what they are saying, it makes they sound stupid. it has got to stop.
losers use tobacco
all the cool kids are vaping cannabis
pot didn’t kill him. gravity did. this is a shit article