russellbarth01
Russell_Barth
russellbarth01

marijuana treats lyme disease. look it up

fuck these cow-torturing asshole. they deserve it

does this tech monitor brain waves to detect seizure activity? because that is what I need....

spit

no, it has to do with the fact that every time i try to poke a letter, i hit the one next to it instead, so i am constantly backing up and rewriting. takes me a week to type something like this two lines here

was this article written by Monsanto, or merely sponsored by it?

i hate my samsung phone so much i can’t even put it into words
the fucking thing..... touch screen tech feels like a prank. everyone else is all thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb
I am poking away with an index finger hitting two letter at once almost every time.
so many times, and i know my wife hates

the cold water in our building is often piss warm, so hard boiled they won’t come out of the shell easy. need to get the eggs in, tho, so i tried this with one egg and it was easier than i thought it would be. try it.

doin’ fine...

tobacco has rotted out parts of joni’s brain, it seems. she should smoked more pot. willie nelson seems fine

"Let's dress up like hippies for a weekend, then go back to being manicured, shallow, vocal-fry-talking dance-bar fluff bags for the rest of the year."

so hot

the funnest part OF butt sex is that no one can get pregnant!

1) artist wife made the invites, we photocopied them, sent them out to 90 or 100 people: $200+
2) made her own dress
3) Invites told everyone to dress casual, no gifts, that it was a pot-luck picnic withe a wedding ceremony and reception in the park.
4) No permit, we just all showed up. Baby geese were underfoot as we

nothing uglier than a woman smoking tobacco. she might as well smear dog shit on her face for all the appeal it holds

right. NOT a lesbian. Got it.

I suppose she has no issue with no one ever licking her junk again, then, right?