Good news for Canada's de-facto next PM, Justin Trudeau. If he isn't reading off of a written text, he says Um, uh, Like, and Y'know more than an NHL player in a post-game locker-room interview.

loose and saggy is not the issue. showing me your underwear is the issue. i will put your ass on the internet

"Fame is a fickle bitch."

one could easily get the impression he is on coke fairly often....

"Your plastic surgery looks..... I'll say 'better'.... up close...."

no one wants to skype with me :(

"If you have an iPhone and want to use it after 2pm..."
gold.

makes me want to touch-a touch-a touch-a touch her even more

you can't have too much cannabis. it does zero harm

in 2005 my wife and I had a "slam wedding".
It works like this:
- You draw up invitations yourself (my wife is a graphic designer, so...). even if they are really badly-drawn, the authenticity factor is there.
- Print copies, mail them out.
- Tell everyone to dress casual, pot-luck if you like, and show up at this park at…

"exercise while high"..... using cannabis can dramatically improve a workout.
- increases blood flow and oxygenation to all parts of the body
- reduces heart rate and blood pressure
- reduces pain and inflammation
- increases respiration

EVEN WHEN SMOKED, pot's benefits outweigh any dangers

people should use these for marijuana only and never use tobacco ever

I wonder if Vic Toews knocked her up...

murder is too good for her, frankly..... all these game hunter assholes need torture, and years of it

"resisting arrest" is often the only charge a cop brings.
cowards.

what i wouldn't give for a moment alone with my thoughts.
i am a 24/7 caregiver to my epileptic wife
i live in a building with a lot of ambient hum
and the crows lately are fucking annoying
i haven't had a moment alone to think or even take a shit alone for 6 years

douchebag patient-zero