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the one who is too dumb for real life. Nick or Mallory on Family Ties, for example. Everyone on the show is regular, but one is like they don't know how cars work or what a phone is.
That gets old.

"We're both white and rich!"

"How the fuck did this Goddess ever give a tobacco-stinking, gravel-voiced old weirdo like me a second look.....?

it's just comedy. sheesh. has anyone in the media ever been to an actual stand up comedy show?

fur is murder

Australians are very racist, from what I hear.

Jim Carrey in Yes Man

One day a women will be scolded for breast feeding in public, and I will scream obscenities and insults at that person until my throat is bloody.

the benefits of urine-drinking are well-documented.
haven't done it myself, but it is interesting shit.....

COUGH*ottawa*COUGH

call me prejudiced, but when I see dye-haired fluff-bags like this, all i can think of is "idiot".
Give me some sullen nerd girl over bra-strap-showing "like" girls, ANY day.

when hiring nannies, anyway.

"I'd like you to meet one of my oldest friends, Russell Barth." said my friend David. We were at Wallack's art supply store on Bank Street in Ottawa, where David's ex-girlfriend was working.

yeah..... the fact that he is depicted in a book and lots of people like him make him about as likely to have really lived as Harry Potter or Frodo Baggins.
It. Didn't. Happen.
What will they say about Gandhi in 2000 years? Or Jim Morrison....?

many of my friends of mine on facebook are medical marijuana users, and they are suffering. this demoralizes me

and fictional

fictional characters are hard to second guess

this proposed movie couldn't have been much worse than the original.....