Canadian “journalists” don’t exist. Gender is no issue, they are all smirking drunk hacks. None of them do actual journalism, just cop-talking-point regurgitation. Not a single one of them I would piss on if they were on fire.

Fallon is achingly unfunny. Like embarrassingly unfunny. I don’t hate him, he seems like a nice guy, but he must have made a deal with Satan to get this fame because he is just NOT funny. Not even a little. He can suck the funny out of really really funny shit.

When I was a kid, faking accents of other races was a thing you did to be offensive and/or funny. Italian accents, really bad asian accents, and black people accents were common on school grounds. As an adult it is considered racist and mean and demeaning.

This turd has literally made a whole career out of it.

I bet he…

tobacco is gross. Eau d’Hobo is what they could call that fragrance, as in, tobacco makes you smell like a HOBO!

the bible is fairy tale nonsense. to give it any more validity than, say, LOTR or Harry Potter, is a sign of mental illness

a lead injection is needed

Piss. On. This. Grooming. Pedo. Creep.

I always turn the sound down watching her videos because her vocal fry is off the charts

Racist Chain Smoker Continues Being Lavished With Money And Praise

this monster has a child? someone impregnated this goblin on purpose? holy shit.

So I am Watching The L-Word.
The lesbians all go on a some “Subaru Bike Ride” to fight breast cancer in the American Northwest (or Vancouver posing as the American Northwest).
They drove or flew from LA for this.
They were wearing polyester “Team Dana” shirts and assorted expensive acrylic bike gear.
Then they get to the…

In Oct. 2001 I brought someone back to life with my approximation of CPR.
She had the whole tunnel-of-light and meeting her dead relatives thing, too. She was dead. For about 30 seconds.

Thing number one: You should not be going to Starfucker’s, they are devoid of ethics or morals.

Thing number two: Who gives a FUCK what a BARISTA thinks about ANYTHING!?!?!? They server coffee for a living. They don’t matter.

PISS on this moron. she advocates for spanking.

It would be a terrible shame if this were to push Jones to suicide.
I would be really sad about that if it happened.

Her vocal fry is really bad. You’d think one of the other doctors would comment on that. She is destroying her vocal chords with that Coachella-girl porn voice.

she has to wear 11 nicotine patches to get thru a 25 minute comedy set because normally she can’t go more than 3 minutes without lighting yet another cigarette.... and yet, she is lecturing people.

that 50 year old firefighter woman. holy shit.

“Hey, everyone. Lets all pretend Oprah is not a lesbian. And a liar.”
“Ok!”

Bethel New York is having a 50th anniversary Woodstock event this August. It promises to be as lame as.... wait (places finger on earpiece).... I am now getting reports that the city of Ottawa will be trying to out-lame Bethel with their *own* Woodstock-theme’d celebration on the same day.
This should be....…