Thing number one: You should not be going to Starfucker’s, they are devoid of ethics or morals.

Thing number two: Who gives a FUCK what a BARISTA thinks about ANYTHING!?!?!? They server coffee for a living. They don’t matter.

such a stunningly attractive and charming woman

PISS on this moron. she advocates for spanking.

....and that pot is bad for you.....

cops and media are the worst things ever shat into existence

Tobacco: Not Even Once

Tom Cruise is the second highest ranked member of a blackmail/extortion cult and owns literal human slaves.
shame on everyone who even speaks to him.

It would be a terrible shame if this were to push Jones to suicide.
I would be really sad about that if it happened.

Her vocal fry is really bad. You’d think one of the other doctors would comment on that. She is destroying her vocal chords with that Coachella-girl porn voice.

she has to wear 11 nicotine patches to get thru a 25 minute comedy set because normally she can’t go more than 3 minutes without lighting yet another cigarette.... and yet, she is lecturing people.

that 50 year old firefighter woman. holy shit.

“Hey, everyone. Lets all pretend Oprah is not a lesbian. And a liar.”
“Ok!”

Story idea: Aliens come to earth, but instead of being a far-advanced and stable society, they are basically us, but 15 years in our future-ish.
Warp drive, sure, but also pollution and poverty and all the shit we live with now. But slightly worse.

Bethel New York is having a 50th anniversary Woodstock event this August. It promises to be as lame as.... wait (places finger on earpiece).... I am now getting reports that the city of Ottawa will be trying to out-lame Bethel with their *own* Woodstock-theme’d celebration on the same day.
This should be....…

Tobacco has rotted out her brain

I got you all beat:
The worst pain is having a loved one with epilepsy and there is nothing that can be done to stop it.
Like having all your bones break every day while being electrocuted.

right?

She is just nauseating....
A big part of what I find so sickening about her is that she was a cute and charming young lady until she discovered tobacco and cocaine and Rx drugs

This guy has lived far too long, in my opinion.

journalism is dead. in canada it’s corpse is a stinking mess of booze shit