russellbarth
Russell Barth
russellbarth

1) The voice. She sounds like Patty and/or Selma Bouvier when she talks
2) The body. She looks limps and soft and out of shape.
3) The teeth. She must spend more money each month on dental bleaching and other things to keep them NOT looking like goblin turds from all of the tobacco she uses..... than most people spend

Cocaine really is an evil drug, isn’t it....?

Amy going more than a day or two without wine?

try a pressure cooker with an oshawa pot. look it up, it is super awesome

another good idea is to tow it away then set the gas guzzling piece of shit on fire

I imagined more of a Blade Runner meets Road Warrior type of scenario.

no, it is smart like star trek. made by people who like star trek. this is not a spoof, but a comedy. with smart plots, funny gags, gorgeous women, fucking amazingly nice ships. a great fucking show, not kidding.

Fuct up cult.

The CannAdonis Project

The walking turds that pass for “journalists” in Canada is truly appalling.

If I had an Infinity Gauntlet, I would sit there snapping for like a half hour.

My wife and I are in a cult. There is just the two of us. There is not leader, and no dogma. But the sex is awesome.

Piss on this grooming creep. He supports the Hell’s Angels by buying and wearing their swag, and he is grooming Millie Bobby Brown in hopes of de-flowering her as soon as she is “legal”.
Fuck Drake in the STRONGEST possible terms.

she is so utterly repellent. she always looks drugged out, tired, smelly, and sticky. Her voice is where Gollum went to die.
She is a gargoyle.

Jameela Jamil is about to get a big less on in The Streisand Effect

Someone should just give all these closet cases a dose of X and watch them collapse into the huge gay orgy they really want

He is so gross. Chain-smoking weirdo. Imagine the 45 minute coughing fit she has to listen to every morning when he wakes up.

He sexually assaulted Bjork and nearly drove her crazy.
Piss on this turd.