Fair enough. When that happens, we can help you.

Maintenance is not that bad at all. I do all of my own pinball maintenance and repairs.

They are not that expensive. You can buy many excellent pinball machines for 1000-2000 bucks, and they hold their value.

And you can have one of those as your very own. Super Mario Brothers is a Gottlieb System 3 game, and usually available for under 2 grand.

That was either Elvira And the Party Monsters or Elvira Scared Stiff.
Both excellent pinball machines. Look around for a pinball league or
enthusiast group near you - we're all over.