Ben Affleck reminds me of the kids I went to high school with who bought into that “one terrible mistake will ruin your life forever and making straight As is the only thing you should be doing right now“ and never enjoyed life until they realized that advice was bullshit and started acting like teenagers when they…

Over Macho Grande?

I was really hoping by now we’d be post-Malone.

Nobody gives a shit. Stop writing about this trainwreck.

During the pandemic my 16 year old has pierced her septum, started wearing a spiked dog collar (from the Halloween store) and expressed her desire to drive a hearse as her first car. I’m grateful she has no desire to be in a college sorority.

Being a stoner

Spacey has yet to comment, but I’m sure ‘Frank Underwood’ will be piping in any day now

I have a dildo made of barbed wire and salt will that work?

Starred because it’s so oddly specific.

I’m pretty sure we could find someone to criticize you and say, “no pain, no gain”, and “you can just work your way through it and you’ll feel great”, and also you need to drink some special thing and you’ll be ok.

Stands to reason as they’re the first generation to grow up in an environment as infused with endocrine disruptors and other chemicals so widely distributed in the modern world.

It’s gonna be real weird for all my friends who have ever put their arms around me to learn that we are now in a relationship that we have publicly debuted.

Seriously? It’s not like they held a press conference - they were simply living their lives/affectionate towards each other in public - which I’ve seen many non famous folks do at protests. How are we to know if it’s they’re “debut” out together, or the first time ppl noticed? We’re angry if celebrities are silent,…

Come on it should be, nay has to be... Lady Karen.

Someone on Twitter suggested Bitch Plantation.

I am not counting them as fully repentant unless the change their name to Lady Abolitionist, and their creative direction to match.

I don’t fucking care if he is mentally ill he’s a fucking idiot and an asshole. There are people that have issues that try and are lovely human beings coping with a disorder. He just fucking sucks.