I’ve posted this before, but it bears repeating.

In college I had about 70 grand stashed away and no job, so I decided to be super responsible and sell a bunch of shit and buy an $80,000 Corvette.

Right out of college, nice little signing bonus, 70k miles, unbeatable price

I didn’t want it. I wanted to keep my ‘83 533i, but the rings were toast on that 200,000 mile engine and it wouldn’t handle the 7 hour drive down to TAMU.

My dad worked out a deal with the company he did work for on a used maroon Firebird. Automatic. V6. Did I mention already that I didn’t want it? At least let me get…