Seems obvious.

Once.

iPhone 4: It looks great, but there are no new features!

You might be banned and I might be unstarred for promoting it, but I'm just glad I'm not the only one thinking it. I'm down to Gawker, Jalopnik and Jezebel for quality writing.

Imprezas always start out with awkward styling, but it always grows on you. The last one, less so. This one... No. Just no.

I would wholeheartedly support this for production if it didn't guarantee skyrocketing coffee prices.

I used to see a nice silver Pantera at a garage where I parked for a few years. I was struck by how low they are. Like, Lotus Elise low.

Unless you're Jewish, gay, black, Hispanic, Chinese, Eastern European, Muslim...

SORCERER! BLASPHEMY!

Seven.

Calling it now: Tornado hits Alabama, and we all rush to their aid. Hurricane hits NYC, and it's God punishing us for our decadent homosexual agenda.

Amen to that. If people have to ask, they'll never know.

And yet, thousands of people move here every year. I wonder why?

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times.

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Nope.

No problem, he doesn't strike me as the Peter North type.

This is the second MadTV reference I've seen this week. It troubles me...