This. They make goddamned robots, and they can't just settle for Times New Roman? Ugh.

Also bite your head off.

That's actually correct.

Or we could all exercise moderation! Bum a cig when you're out with your friends, and don't check your phone every time it buzzes! Will power is key.

Kinda getting this vibe from those speakers.

Spent all his money on the car, has to buy his furniture from IKEA. Sounds about right.

Why change it back? It's perfectly legit.

It's a stretch (I checked after I said that). Maybe not 100%, but the audience doesn't really care if it's film stock or anything else that's flammable. The end result is the same.

It also made a great MacGuffin for Inglorious Bastards.

He's 3 inches off your bumper, on his cell phone, and when he creams you he'll be fine. You won't.

"My dick is bigger than your dick." - All of history ever.

ENHANCE!

Nice!

I'm gonna need to review the evidence here, to make sure it doesn't happen in my own apartment.

"Most people" also don't use Macs.

Compare 11 and 5 year old operating systems to current Mac. Laugh it up.

Hmm, think I'll order a Tab.

First thing I thought as well. Oh well, she deserves it.

Give me your number, Sam. I'll show you.

Spark plugs, provided you don't have a Subaru. Changing them on my WRX was one of the worst experiences of my life.