This is brilliant. Time to make a Jim Norton / Patrice O'neal / Louis CK / Bill Burr channel.

I'm gonna guess 22 for the 2.2 boxer, and the B for Badass. Amirite?

Why did I ever sell my WRX?

Mr. Pewterschmidt: Why are you naked in my house?!

Those scores are rated in G's/100. Until this guy starts hitting 1.00 in the corners, he's never going to get a good rate.

Came here to post that.

"...once the release of those images spoils the customer's expectation towards news about the product."

"This top makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude?"

He'll pull out and yell "EXCALIBUR!!"

"MORE COAL! FULL POWER!"

No doubt the kid is sick and I understand there's a difference, but it's just interesting. I can imagine people screaming about how sick it is to kill an animal in that way, while flecks of chicken are spewing out of their stuffed mouths.

Or maybe he could work for McDonalds, turning chickens into chicken paste for McNuggets.

That's a better example than mine. Everyone else is a philistine.

Yes, please.

"Carlisle Blue" works for Ferraris, but not so much Corvettes.

So if the intelligence factor doesn't have anything to do with it, then what does? Would you eat a dog? Just because something is "culturally different" doesn't make it OK. Castration and public executions are part of other cultures, too.

Those aren't the only rods it's creating...

Balboni be with you.

You know, I always thought that whole business about eating dogs was a silly, overblown stereotype, but this is utterly disgusting. At least cows are dumb.

Because you have to share close quarters with them, and they're your coworkers. Don't shit where you eat.