The product reviews for the jacket are pure gold.

Reminds me of the old Subaru commercials when the WRX came to the US.

Because whenever I see a Buick, it's always some old asshole with a Pro-Life sticker on his bumper hogging up the left lane. Always.

Is it just me or was that more exciting than any American car chase? They were going seriously fast on some seriously narrow roads.

My vision of the future: No Buicks.

Anyone else read the chart according to how old they'd be?

Here are my thoughts. Some things have an intangible quality to them. It's called "character." It can't be measured, dissected, poked, prodded, and it's completely subjective. But if you're a goddamn human being, then you can recognize it in things that you love. Cars can have it, which you probably know already if…

You're right. If any adult has one of these, he is definitely a pedo.

Here's an image of the ticket.

This + Five Friends + Map of the US = Best vacation ever?

Can you even have an "Official Spy Photo"?

Imagine if they invested it in their products.

I'll just leave this here.

I was expecting a stomping. Considering the Escalade jumped the start, it would've been too close to call.

According to every comic book I've ever read, we're about to see a serious superhero epidemic.

Do you think Pussy Magnet Yellow works as a desktop background, too?

Viddy well, indeed.

No, the Iranian government trusts it's people enough to allow them to turn left and pump their own gas.

It's definitely Italian.

No! NO! I JUST GOT IT PERFECT! GOD DAMMIT!