It's... just so beautiful.

When I first started using the internet, I never even considered the possibility of porn until the scrambled Playboy channel advertised their website. My entire world was turned upside down from that moment.

My dad was a technical engineer, so since he knew about computers we dedicated a second phone line just to our internet. I never had to deal with getting cut off whenever someone called the house.

My dad showed me how to download a clip of the Challenger explosion off of AOL. It was a 58 second clip and it took over 2 hours. Oh, the internet...

For maximum shame.

Ah, that sounds much more appealing.

I think there are a lot of other jobs that don't have the constant elephant in the room of being thrown out into the void. Also, he can't even scratch his nose. That would kill me.

The Pedometer is off the charts.

A lot of pilots used swastikas, but that probably wouldn't go over well...

Here's another way to get a hint of pig on your throat.

But the aircraft industry was booming.

Enough already. It's 2011 and I want my goddamn flying car.

Well, it finally happened. NPOCP posted my dream car. If anyone needs me, I'll be in DC.

They have a point. Religion would be great if it weren't for all those damn facts.

And another...

I don't have a flickr, but here's a link photo I took when I went to see it (It's not letting me embed it). You can clearly see the photo under the windshield. Maybe the owner died and it's a monument to him? It clearly hasn't been driven in awhile, but the inside is full of belongings. The thing is, when I decided to…

Pic's not working for some reason.

Has anyone else seen the old Alfa Romeo in the parking lot on 119th and Park? You can see it from the Metro North right after the Harlem station. I went in to take some close up shots once, and it's completely rusted, flat tires, and the registration expired in 2005. But there's a black and white photo of someone…

Jesus seems a little too excited about a vibrator.

Remember when Giz used to do fun April Fool's stuff, too?