"We obsessively cover the auto industry, or die."

Woz on the Segway made me lol.

I got my coworker good with this one, with the added bonus of setting his Firefox homepage to a Rickroll video. Then he got me back by adding a shutdown command to my Dropbox shortcut.

Point taken. I'm not saying it could never happen, but I'm a graphic designer and I rarely use Photoshop anymore, and I feel like other programs in the Adobe suite are not as used by the general public. If they can make Illustrator usable on a 10 inch screen, I'll be a happy camper. Until then, I'll read articles like…

Do they have Illustrator? InDesign? No?

Exactly. Real estate is key.

Nice Price.

As a guy, my first thought: "Ladies, this is just another thing in your underwear drawer your boyfriend will want to smell."

The problem with NYC is every street has massive traffic 24 hours a day, so even closing one lane would cause huge delays. Not that it's any excuse.

Poor Cayenne never gets invited to family reunions.

"I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds."

Wow so much hate! Guess what, slick, I walk to work. I'm not the one complaining here. I'm making a point about what other people need on a daily basis, regardless of choice. I can't defend my country's public transport system, but you need to get off your high horse and stop assuming things about people who you don't…

I'm not whining about gas prices, and my car takes premium. I'm saying that the price alone is not the reason people complain. It's a price that most people have fixed into their budgets and can't always be cut down on the way the other things on that list can be. When gas prices go up, other things in their budget…

Yeah, for me, but not everyone has all those options. Some people commute 2 hours a day where there are no trains, and a car is a necessity.

This chart is ridiculous. Guess what, people don't consume 20 gallons of nail polish a week as part of their daily routine. Gas prices don't suck because they're expensive, they suck because most people are forced to use it.

Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of an afghan rug? They don't need that every month.

Finally, a way to make a Countach less practical.

Why don't they just put it all on the table and call it the "SuperTool"?

I'm glad consoles have adopted more of a lax release cycle. It used to be every 4 years or so, which could be a strain on the wallet.

I have to be honest, I was a big fan of the original monster Xbox controller... And was very sad when I had to switch to the current (Then "S") model. I guess I have big hands.