If only I had a way to combine all these devices into one...

Epic Mealtime really took a step down in their production values.

Oh c'mon, they couldn't build it in Springfield, MA/OH/IL/VA/OR/MO/TN/KY/NY?

White wall tires? Reel-to-reel tape? Circular air filter? I smell a seedy, 1960's heist/crime drama.

When we finally get our robot butlers, I want mine to look like this.

Wow... So people really did dress like that in the 70's, huh?

The kid took a punch like a man, gave the little shrimp bullying him ample time to walk away, and then put him in his place. Who does that little shit think he is picking on a dude twice is size? Much respect for the fat kid.

Does it come with a GPS that sounds like Christian Bale as batman?

I'll stick with my PKE-meter, thank you.

Bye, Mr. Bangle. We won't miss you.

Chill bro, you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.

Seems like a lot of people are coming up with their pot security methods while really baked.

Molto bene.

So you're saying it doesn't work on water, even if you have powahhhh?

We had to buy dirty magazines from the kid at school who would steal them from the bodega, or use our imaginations with the scrambled Playboy channel. Those were dark times, friends.

You failed to touch on the one point I made about how I would actually want to use a tablet. Think about putting your pen down onto a pad, drawing a line, and then waiting as the line appeared before you. I couldn't give a shit what any review of it says (Even though the one's I've read say that it's half-baked), I'm…

I just used at Xoom that a coworker bought today. Here are my thoughts.

Specs are relevant between generations because the tasks that a computer is expected to perform is increased. But as far as comparing two competing products, the only thing the consumer cares about is how it "feels". A consumer doesn't give a shit how many more Mhz the Xoom is, because the iPad still "feels" fast. Who…

This just in: Early consumer benchmarks suggest that it will sell a million billion units.

I hope some of these humanely removed spiders end up laying eggs in the brain of whoever removed them.