Thanks. I was having a great day today.

Car salesmen are trained to SELL. They are not trained in driving or in automotive knowledge. Do your research first and don't let them behind the wheel. Ever.

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On a slightly related note, has anyone else noticed the huge amount of Virginia vanity plates? I was there on business and I swear every 3rd or 4th plate I saw was custom.

I know this might be a new concept for Bristol, but it helps to advertise your cars.

America: We make all kinds of cool axes.

America: We do all kinds of axes.

Probably so it can effectively put the engine's power to the...

Oooohhhhh.....

Really? You really think Apple is concerned about the competition? I don't even use Macs, nor do I have any use for the iPad, but considering the "competition" is still scrambling to catch up to any semblance of a usable tablet a year on from the original, and they just upped the game because they could, I'd say Apple…

Steamed pork buns + Crack pie. Who's with me?

You want it to be MORE noticable?

Maybe it's a cultural thing, but considering how important that document is and how it can be used if stolen, I usually keep mine in a safe unless I'm traveling abroad.

There's a reason most people don't carry there passport everywhere they go.

In certain movies you can even pick out specific scenes because of how they stand out. The white stripe in The Fifth Element is the scene where they rebuild Leeloo, and the dark blue toward the end of Kill Bill is when she finishes off the last few of the Crazy 88.

I'm pretty sure that's the correct layout... And I can't think of a single cartoon that's done age continuity, but some of them still give hints to the actual day when someone was born. Not that it makes the discussion of Bart's birthday any less silly.

I hope you like your iPads costing $4000.

I wonder if this stuff is poisonous.... Or would that just add to the prank?

So the conclusions from this study are: Nuclear war = bad. Thanks, guys.