In my Hebrew school, they called them “Jews for Jesus”. Anyway, why is she dressed like she’s off to Hogwarts?

Please stop trying to normalize the term “Messianic Jew.” There’s no such thing. They are Christians, full stop. 

I am terrible at spotting photo editing but even I can see she is missing a solid three inches off her left side and the blinds appear to be part of an active psychedelic trip.

That’s Jigsaw, just need the spirals on the cheeks

I honestly didn’t notice the “missing eyebrows” until it was pointed out.

This is your mother speaking and honey, it’s just not attractive on you. Any of you. 

That lead photo looks like she uses the same plastic surgeon as Ida Lowry in Brazil.

Or – and hear me out – making your bed is NOT important. Don’t make your bed.

what other nations besides the USA viscerally despises women and children this much.

I’ve flown plenty of times with my kids since they were newborns. They always have been great. If a kid is acting like a little shit head it's probably because their parents don't give a shit and planned poorly.

put them in cages and check them as freight.

Sure... Next you’ll be trying to convince Americans that Africa isn’t a country or that Bhutan actually is

“Myanmar Djibouti Baldwin! No açaí for you until you finish your quinoa salad!”

Except Holland is not a country. It is a region of 2 provinces of the 12 total provinces of the Netherlands (the country).

I dunno, Northern Ireland was right there

What can be said about this that hasn’t been said?

How do people (his followers) take him seriously?

Cockroaches, lice, and bedbugs: We aren’t friends with this asshole.

While you may have a glimmer of a point about moderate vs progressive Dems, pinning Kavanaugh’s confirmation on Feinstein is a reach. The voting was almost completely along party lines (with only trusty “Dem” Joe Manchin breaking ranks) and it’s not like having Bernie Sanders leading the fight against him would have…

I kind of want to make sure we’ve heard every wild story about him though. We are how many weeks into this and I still see a new headline and I’m like “whaaaatttt”.