Even as a 13 year old, i recall thinking “why the f are they showing us this in school?”

I’m sorry this is just … odd. I mean, yes standards have obviously changed over time, as evidenced by the fact that all us Gen Xers on here watched this in 9th grade English. (My teacher, a white Christian lady, preemptively admonished us to grow up and not giggle, this was Zeffirelli and Shakespeare for crying out…

More stars over here!
also
The Avocado Toast Is Not Enough

Has Bond not always been a fuckboy though?

We have entered the millennial fuckboy era of bond 

LMAO she’s awesome.

My favourite reply to this newest tweet:

As of May 2020, you didn’t have kids and weren’t pregnant. But now you have an “unaborted daughter” who is at most two years old, who somehow inspires paranoia in others? Sure, Jan.

...and here I thought Ben Shapiro would never be seriously challenged for most laughable self-own ever.

24 hours! It took him 24 hours to come up with that!

You can probably cross off “criminal mastermind.”

His comeback wasn’t even that funny!

Also thanks to GRETA (Council of Europe’s monitoring body for human trafficking) for pushing Romania to strengthen its anti human trafficking legislation and policies.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

I would say that there is some poetic justice in this scenario. Thank you Greta, you got that miserable POS to out himself. Delicious!

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

What’s childish is trying to provoke a 19 year old climate activist with “LOOK AT MY CARS”. Anyway, her response doesn’t have to be clever or high art, he’s got incredible amounts of tiny dick energy and pointing it out is the appropriate response every time. He’s not worth the effort and craftsmanship of a truly sick…

ok Andrew

“How dare you!?” Ha, wonder what he actually tweeted... wait, that’s what he ACTUALLY tweeted? My day is officially made. Also, this: