So, you’re a gay fish?

Kanye certainly will like them.

People aren't under any obligation to put up with your bullshit.

This could be true in theory, but come on. What are the odds that John McCain’s daughter could be a narcissist who makes everything about her?  

Asshole gets mad for being treated like an asshole.

No, it’s a justified thing to say. When you constantly act like an asshole, you can’t get mad when people treat you like an asshole.

• Hey. Sell me your car.

This is utterly mindboggling. A slide show made entirely out of text. It’s like the world’s laziest Powerpoint presentation from 1998.

He is not on trial for defamation. He already lost that trial and was found liable when the judge entered summary judgement against him in November because of his “willful noncompliance” with discovery.  The proceedings now are just to determine how much it is going to cost him.

If he ends up living in a van down by the river with the gay frogs, I’ll be happy

“Accidentally” sent...

Just remember that team monkey isn't team you.

I watched a documentary about it. I think it was called “Planet of The Apes” or something.

Of course Pelosi loves this bill.  Her husband recently invested millions into chip manufacturers.  Politicians, of both parties, only actually pass legislation that puts money into their own pockets.

Nice to know Congress can come together to do what really matters... subsidize capitalism.

Uhh, if it’s more or less confirmed he did it; let her the fuck go. She did your job assholes.

Title text: On the other hand, physicists like to say that physics is to math as sex is to masturbation.

Corporations are our only hope.

Not Ace Ventura, Butt-Head (with a very apt Jim Jordan Beavis as well).

This guy has to pay for sex, his opinion on who is fuckable is moot.