This article made me realise that I will never be able to look at another press photo without thinking about a white guy behind the wheel

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing where to drift to
When the rain set in

“We’re moving from a position of strength to transform Ford for the future.” I can’t stand this kind of meaningless jibber jabber. This says absolutely nothing about anything.

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

I’m salty about the class win rather than the overall win. You really know how to rankle a pedant.

I know Tom responded with a perfectly reasonable response, but on behalf of all of Jalopnik’s readership, I wanted to extend our deepest sympathies that you had to read about the same car twice in a 12-month period.

Not as nice as the one I made for Matt, but I don’t have a lot of time today...

Vijay Mallya looks like Guy Fieri’s Indian cousin

You need to dial back your tough Internet guy bit about 15 notches right now.

At this point its like whatever too me. They teased us for too long. I would have rather had an all new Challanger than this. This is the equivalent of an old guy thinking he’s cool because he lost weight and got a leather jacket and some shades.

“I bought an Alfa Romeo Giulia for $250!” - A David Tracy article, probably

You must be the life of the party.

Yes I am saying exactly that.

So what you’re saying is that my 944 with black seats and carpet swapped into a previously brown interior is pretty much a koenigsegg? (Goes to edit CL ad to add koenigsegg to the bottom for no reason)...

Well that’s a bimmer......

They did, the transmission.

Nope...

I also wanted to come back and say that this article is awesome. More stuff like this please Jalopnik!