If you want info you go to Autoblog, if you want snark you come to Jalopnik.

But my heart keeps calling me backwards
As I get on the 707
Ridin’ high I got tears in my eyes
You know you got to go through hell
Before you get to heaven

Someone made a Doug Funny

You’re new around here, ain’t ya?

Bark, I love you, but:

But was he also denied a new Ford GT? And is he whining about that too?

But “If you ban Mustangs only criminals will have Mustangs.”

Jalopnik is alive and well and doing amazing stories that I’m jealous of Patrick for putting together.

I guess Gizmodo can keep Alissa Walker if both sites go to a single buyer. We don’t want her to be homeless, but she needs to tone down that Neggy Nancy “Ban Cars” attitude.

Particularly the engine, which holds explosions.

But really, when has GM ever faced consequences for stupid past decisions and resistance to new technology?

only related to the conversation bit... but

COTD. It’s fine with me that you’re an editor. You deserve it.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

If a Panamera Coupe is to a 928, then I see no issues with a cabrio. Tony Montana will be kicking a chair and shooting it with a grenade launcher for not getting a 928 cabrio instead.

Lots of Jeep Commander, too

Porsche exists to make money and they do it well.

DeMuro in the snow with an Aston Martin seems like a likely conclusion to a game of Clue.