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Seriously. I’m a cyclist who has been hit by a car. And run off the road by cars. And had drivers throw full aluminum cans at me. And had drivers “stop short” hoping I’ll crash into the back of their car. It saddens me to know that, as long as I’m cycling, it’s very possible that I’ll die at the hands of some asshole

Ask your mother why you weren’t an abortion. And if she’s dead, please investigate if an afterlife exists for us by trying to join her ASAP.

Fuck you.

That’s hilarious. I love jokes about drivers killing cyclists.

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

Ask Tesla how “pro-business” Texas is.

Can I get a Buyer’s Guide Supreme with sour cream? And a medium baja blast.

Good job! It’s the Opel Insignia I mentioned a few times in the article, which the Buick is based off of. I even described the image at the bottom of the post!

So when you buy a new Ford GT, will Ford try to sell you a $2,999.99 three pack of windscreen shields? Or will they force you into a bundle for $4,999.99 that includes a battery charger and a car cover you don’t really need or want?

This will be changing, according to other articles I’ve read. The drop-top 718 will be priced above the fixed roof.

They should have a paragraph contest with Rolex/Tudor.

The La Ferrari is $1.4M cool.

“It looks like a Mazda AMG 5 series ” STOP RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER FULL SIZE SEDAN ON THE DAMN ROAD. TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND GO TO SLEEP, WE GET IT. GOOD. GREAT NOW SCREW OFF.

We had one of these at the LA Auto Show and sadly didn’t get to drive it much, thanks to the show being busier than expected and LA traffic not being conducive to V antics. (We looked for a vacant lot near the airport to do burnouts but we came up empty.)

Nice they got it ready in time for the Star Wars opening.

This piece was so villainous. I’ll be sure to check in tomorrow for Drew’s heroic counterpoint.

One does not “upset” USC basketball.

Things that look more like the R18 than Nissan’s LMP1 car:

10/10 WOULD HOOON DO WANT