If some college kid in Alabama wants to vote for Donald, Gary, or Jill over Hillary as a protest vote, I couldn't care less, because their vote is worthless anyway thanks to the magic of the Electoral College.

Nice Goldfinger reference there, I might add.

"Funny, I don't remember the Warriors having Russian accents."

Moonraker […] is easily the dumbest and silliest of the Roger Moore Bond movies, and that is saying something.

Wow, I didn't know about that but it's even worse than Atlanta. Whatever they're calling the Arlington Ballpark these days is a nicer stadium than Turner Field.

Because our system of government does not account for the failure of our society to propagate the liberal values that are assumed by our legal system, I think.

Levels of understanding that have a median of "I thought about applying to law school once when I was stoned," and bottom out somewhere around "BURN THE WITCH!"

And they'll roll their eyes and just tell us to use the iVoided app on our brain jacks.

Classic film. Of course, I'm required to say that, because disparaging Das Boot is a Boot-able offense.

If you're talking about Tampa…they do need a new stadium. Making people watch or play baseball in a warehouse just ain't cool.

Only one of these answers will get you on a watch list, chose carefully!

No, we have a different cat for that.

Does the Chicago version of Gothamist not feature daily videos of subway masturbators? Sorry, "el" masturbators.

"And I would have definitely gone to my reunion, but the boat I was educated on sank."

She's a treasure!

I use Google News for that. It tracks my interests just like Facebook, but doesn't share them with my friends or mix the headlines in with "friends'" "thoughts" about Kommissar Hussein Obamunist.

"In post-Soviet Russia, child-rights ombudsman insensitively address you!"

I will retaliate with an entire stick figure family, in which each stick figure is a Calvin peeing on various other peeing and praying Calvins.

Well, Kentucky, so…yes?

I prefer D'Fwan's throwing wine, "D'Fwine."