Remember Tucker Max?
I hadn't until you mentioned him just now. Holy hell, he was a thing ten years ago, right?

I have no idea what you're talking about, since I actually am Jenna Maroney.

That just means they're back. There was a Roy Rogers in Mount Airy that we used to eat at regularly, until they became a Hardee's sometime around 1990.

OK, one good movie, then.

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The big secret of America is that Florida is the most truly American state. It's diverse, full of guns, and an endless source of amusement/fascination/horror for people who don't live there.

It's like trading a pitcher with an injury history.

Jesus, that is a disturbing resemblance to a certain American political figure. What a banner year for pig-eyed white guys with swoopy* hair.

Ah, spoken like a true "Leave" voter.

I, for one, would like to congratulate the fine people of Chicago for telling George Lucas where to stick it, even if only for the stupidest of reasons.

Hey! Only fifty-two percent are idiots, and most of them are in England. Scotland is part of Britain too, you know.*

We're starting a gun club? This won't end well.

1. No, you can only bump into them hard enough so that they drop their phone.

I'm pretty sure you're legally allowed to punch people in the head for holding the doors open.

unless someone has been hired to be a mascot for rudeness.

I dragged an old flight suit out of storage last year because of an idea for a Halloween costume. It was beige, so I know I hadn't worn it since '02. The results were…depressing.

I thought Anthony Eden was the consensus choice?

Considering how this whole thing happened because Cameron can barely walk straight with his head so far up his ass, you could say this is the horrifying accidental death of the United Kingdom, because Scotland is done.

the US is so much fucking dumber!

Lucky you. My investment portfolio of Imperial Fists and Eldar probably won't take me through retirement anymore.