I'm pretty well-traveled, and I'd say (based strictly on my own anecdata) that, per capita, we're one of the least xenophobic countries in the world. Our xenophobes just get the most air time because we dominate the global conversation. It doesn't help that a huge chunk of them promoted the xenophobe-in-chief to the…

I wasn't overly surprised, what with him being a curmudgeon well before he was a 76-year-old pensioner. If you'd asked me "What position do you think a wealthy English septuagenarian of middle-class origins is taking on Brexit," I'd have guessed Leave as well.

"Look, when Slovenia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are hot…

Michael Wolff interviews Donald Trump:

I'm not sure I'd ever change my name, although I did make it look a little nicer when I went in to change the pic.

Wait, today's "Change your profile pic to confuse everyone else Day?" OK, I guess I can get on board with that.

He'd better live another 77 years! Oh, wait, I forgot to account for the interest.

I want them to do a Hatesong reunion with all the contributors since 2014.

Dustin Diamond owes Wisconsin $93,768 in back taxes

"Excuse me driver, could you tell me if…"

Here's Whovian's copy/paste of the whole steaming pile:

Apparently they apologized on Twitter, because that's how these things happen now.

Whovian was kind enough to keep a copy:

Just hijacking this Newswire to point out that…wow, they sure took that Hatesong down in a hurry.

In honor of Tupac Shakur’s birthday—he would have turned 45 today

The A. V. Club

wtf is 40 lol bae snizzlywhoop

"Nihilism? Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Trumpism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. "

That reminds me, let me tell you about this weird clicking noise in my elbow that I assume is a tumor…

"People generally like living in societies? BOOOOOOOOOOOOO-RING!"