For Your Consideration: PowerThirteen, Like, What's Up With That Guy?

Oh, I definitely get that when I see open-carry nuts. Most gun owners make fun of them, too, at least when we're out of their line of fire. I guess I've just never made the connection between, say, turkey hunting and a penis.

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You've got to have a lever-action selfie stick for that, and they're hard to find these days.

Maybe I'm being too uncharitable. Perhaps he tripped hard and often in college, and now has vivid flashbacks where long objects look like penises.

blatantly phallic pistols, rifles, shot guns, and hand cannons

Well, I did, but I didn't send videos of the process back to my friends.

I must have never seen one of those, because I don't remember ever having a rage stroke.
Unless amnesia is a side effect of rage strokes…

I admire your restraint, sir or ma'am. "Are you fucking kidding me?" seems like a perfectly cromulent response.

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"Nanking? Does he rule over South Asian flatbread?"

The first time someone explained "unboxing videos" to me, I moved to the middle of nowhere and stayed for the next decade.

BWAAAMP

"Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68."

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Adam Reed's earlier show, Frisky Dingo:

It's a tossup between:

"Wait, Gene wrote this?"

Limburger is like kissing the feet of an unwashed prostitute.

I mean, not today.