So I’m not crazy, this resolves the never-quite-right proportions of the Boxster. Similar face, better body. Meanwhile...

I can’t not roll this out when ever Chrissy B. comes up in conversation here:

something seems “off” with the paint or proportions. Looks good but slightly off. 

hold on a second, this is kind of a really great idea. 

That was good for the soul to witness.

Mauk vans. The perfect place for Mauk bang.

look at the wheels on that shiny red cock car

A Bugatti salesperson?

Ya know, this reminds me of a really old Bill Burr standup bit from the early 00's where he said, you know a black man is crazy if his shoes are fucked up.

See? Goddamn it WalMart Shoes, this is why we can’t take you places.

Re-worked the front end a bit, I think there is potential here.

Christ. Tough crowd.

All the whining here, it’s giving me a boner headache.

Nah dude, those are the gems. 

damn. stop asking questions you know the answer to.

Looks great, but dat ass no. 

having your own kids bolds and underlines ones own mortality when they make way through the various milestones of development.