and THATS where I stopped reading.

Right but modern cars are able to use that 240hp more efficiently and blow the doors off your passat.

Your jib, I like the cut of it. 

Oh! My God, this take is terrible. Could somebody please find Ja Rule? Get hold of this motherfucker, so I can make sense of all this. Where is Ja? Help me Ja Rule!

That is a prime example. It has great bones, the shape would adapt well to modern design thinking 

Harder Hyundai, Better, Faster, Stronger

aye dog, have some water, you too drunk of the easily accessible horsepower we got these days. 

I’m a sucker for restomods when the body is reworked a bit to refine the lines and dramatic elements are teased out. If I were mega wealthy I would spend my days modernizing a variety of cars. So much unlocked potential exists in old cars. 

Motherfucker was literally a hotpocket in his heyday. 

This is how you do color coordinated fleets:

I grew up in California so when I think of al pastor I think of deeply red colored meat - HOWEVER since I’ve been in NYC over the past 5 years for whatever reason al pastor is never served without the pineapple. I know pineapple is a main ingredient but its weird to just see a slice just chilling like “what ya’ll…

right but, pozole is made with hominy which is just dried corn so...

Congrats to her!

So....this?

Exxon Xxplodes. 

This just makes me so depressed.

welp.

r/theydidthemath/

Booty. That’s booty.