cocaine. and we’re cornered at the house party and giving our girlfriends the “come save me” eyes. he wont stop talking about his fucking metals. 

Cernovich...ah, fuck no. I know there is probably some interesting shit behind that link, but I ain’t the one to click that on this day. 

There is an amazing picture of Bryan Salamone aka “The Lamborghini Lawyer” with his entire head in in the side air intake of his Aventador.

The horn plays ‘Dixie Land’ and for an additional $20K in 2021 you can get the General Lee track package.

“Nah, the base knows what he’s trying to do... the media outlets are the ones with the obsession over the crazy shit he says. They never should have covered it, but instead have a fixation on it.

“EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ANGRY, GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.”

Correct answer. The back looks like a dumb cartoon snake derpy shark but I still love it.

Yo, what the fuck is that amazing gray thing in the background of the second picture?

Just look at you and all of us, eating this shit up.

“Or Snoop who walked women on a leash to the VMA’s?”

Not OP but while your point is true, I think when people say “fun” they mean to say “feel as if the car is going to flip any second and I’m going to lose my arm because I had it hanging outside to vibe with the wind my dude”

Let me get my glasses...

thats_the_goddamned_joke.jpg

“....but I DD a 996 right now, so take that for what it’s worth.”

I thought the same thing because I remember J-Hud, Roker, Star Jones, Jonah Hill, Pratt, etc.

how in the fuck is this NOT the top comment...oh wait, this kinja not reddit. 

“I don’t think it’s possible for a car to be way ahead of its time...”

c o r g i c a r - good boi

i think you should.