this is beyond imagination. he has more money than he could spend. Even after all of that money bleeding out he would still potentially be a multi billionaire. Hard to comprehend really. 

“...forced to write good things about SJW...”

Hard to say.

This sort of brilliance should have been saved for primetime weekeday reading. I hope this doesnt get lost in buried weekend posts. Amazing idea. 

only way to afford one is to be in the tres comma club

I had no idea duallys were still being made. Look at that big white truck penis dually up there.

Oh god, I just realized I COM-PLETE-LY forgot Jay Pharoh existed. Goddamn shame his buzzed died down. 

“Maybe provide some sort of comment or caption about this picture? because all I see is a rear facing car seat in the front seat of the truck that doesn’t have an airbag so I don’t really understand whatever point you’re trying to make”

“I’ve been writing a novel...”

#COTD #COTD #COTD

“People with Fuck You money don’t spend it on Nissans...”

#sayingwhatImthinking

“There are worse ways to spend your massive fortune. I love the Pre-Ford PAG Aston’s.”

as a designer in an entirely different discipline, I’m super interested in hearing your feedback. What’s not working? For the record, I’m NOT William Towns. I just dress like him on the weekends. 

“What’s the word? Thunderbird. How’s it sold? Good and cold. What’s the jive? Bird’s alive. What’s the price? Thirty twice.”

Cum town? Oh god. I tried, I really really tried with that shit. I could not get past the “were making fun of racists by saying racist shit” angle the show takes. Too much for TV. 

Have you ever wondered what it would be like for a Formula One pit crew to take on a tire change in space on weed?

Willie T. Ribbs, the first black man to test a F1 car AND compete in the Indianapolis 500.

slap me with a bag of caviar. thats some fancy shit.