I know what I'm bringing to my upcoming class reunion.

Lol! It's funny because criminals don't give a shit about DC's overly restrictive gun laws! LOLOL!

Just wait. After a couple of years, we'll see these guys wearing sombreros and hanging out in front of Home Depot.

I spend a decent portion of my day telling people to use another browser besides IE on their broken site. Magically, the site is unbroken on the other browser. The world would be better off without IE.

I honestly thought that the list of villages was random gibberish.

This is more akin to someone in Tour de France racing on a rusted-out 10 year old Schwinn with Pokemon cards in the spokes, and crop-dusting the spectators after a night of skunky beer and bean burritos whilst giving them the finger.

I noticed a huge battery suck when I set a reminder for when I arrived somewhere, otherwise, it is pretty hit-and-miss as far as what drains it most. I haven't really been able to nail it down, so I'll just do the usual closing of apps if I notice a lot of drain to try and salvage the remaining charge.

I can see it now. Paid subscriptions to every internet service imaginable. Xerox machines are outlawed. Libraries are where we go for fuel to heat our homes.

Being kicked out of the gene pool would be a good start.