We may well be in the midst of a slow-motion coup. If you were going to try to undermine democracy in this country, you would probably start by attacking the judiciary, the free press, the intelligence agencies, and the voting system. If you can succeed in undermining public confidence in those institutions and…

That’s just your fault for not realizing your potential though. Simba was just gonna spend his days as a total lazybutt and letting the Pridelands fall to ruin until Mufasa told him “Remember who you are”. So your mom had the right idea.

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.