Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

@miltonpoint, an account with two followers and the default “egg” avatar

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

This is the second time you’ve called Stone a good analyst in a way that implies he has that reputation with others. Steve Stone is a giant meatball, and is widely know as such.

You mean Chip? Or is there a fourth Caray that I have forgotten? Anyway, I agree with you there. I loved Stone as a broadcaster and was sad when he went with Hawk because that meant he had to be on mute for the rest of time.

Wait, I thought Goose Island 312 was the beer we all pretended to like.....

“Damn. Clippers getting hacked was kinda my thing.”

I’m actually pleasantly surprised that the Jazz are hanging around—-I counted like 4-5 times during this game where I was sure the Warriors were about to blow them right out of Oracle.

Welp, it’s a good thing the Wizards got out to such an insurmountable lead! It would be a shame if that lead disappeared early in the second quarter...

Sources say that the Magic really want him, but that Bird is unlikely to head south until this Winter.

I know the point of this article was to show how terrible this guy is but now I want chocolate milk.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

This is terrible news for the Celtics, because now it’ll be extra embarrassing when they lose this series anyway.

Game 4 is Sunday.

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

This series just further illustrates Lebron’s genius. That 2 seed was no accident.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

It would be even worse if NBA.tv refused to acknowledge the newsworthiness of Fizdale’s complaint because the league masters forbid any criticism of the officiating. We could do worse than grant NBA.tv the sincerity of doing its job.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.