“Man, I forgot how much everything most cars sucked in 1995.”

They’ve gone plaid!

If only HD’s demise meant I would no longer have to hear that horrible cacophony, usually coming from some mid-life anesthesiologist, at stop lights.

Is Harley not already going whole hog on merchandising? How much more can they really whore out the brand at this point?

Nothing. I’d just sit around until the golden parachute kicks in and then bail. For goodness sake, how many final last chances does Harley get? Just let them, and their whole poisonous cult, die.

I was unaware that they turned people down.

The new Z could save Nissan, if it’s a crossover.

So Nissan is going with the Mitsubishi dealer model now?

YES! Fellow Jalops, can we please start the anti-angry appliance movement?

#COTD

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

Someone paid to make their car look that bad. Like a rejected extra from a rap video.

“A large diameter wheel and tire, according to him, helps with proportion. “

Obvious joke stretches my photoshop skills but welcome to the future:

I blame the Boomers for this, for being too lazy and having shitty knees to row their own, and for not teaching their children to drive them leading less and less sales and finally for complaining and blaming Millennials about their own failings. Electrics are cool though. 

Know what brand deserves to be un-made? Ram. There's no reason for Ram to be a separate brand, and everyone just calls it Dodge anyway. Just call it Dodge once more and you've already tossed one unnecessary brand.

FYI, literally nobody cares.

Which side is the “wrong” side here?

Toyota races (raced?) the Yaris in WRC.  I would not be surprised if they’re easily convertible to something real.