Whenever I see one in Portland, along with the Zipcars, my first thought is “Your other car is probably a bicycle, and you don’t know how to drive that either” 

That shouldn’t be hard to do at the mall.

I love going to the gym to watch the cars endlessly circling the lot for a spot at the front, only to find them on a cardio machine of some sort.  

I had a guy follow me once on a very busy pre-Christmas day. He honked at me to ‘hurry up’. (Complete with hand waving and grumpy facial expression)

counterpoint... do... but dont hurt a poor little 240

I will follow you
Follow you wherever you may go
There isn’t an ocean too deep
A mountain so high it can keep me away

DO NOT TRY TO EXPLAIN PARKING TO ME!!!

Don’t park like this.

The names alone scream sketchy af

Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?

I don’t think that’s what he is saying. What he’s saying is people are car racists. If one of a sector did it, they all did.

Oh hell no. I love that my F31 has a wheel I can operate without having to take my eyes off the road and not some garbage touchscreen like every other car. IIRC the new ones also have touchscreens anyways -- tactical controls are infinitely safer and they will lose my business permanently if they go to a system where…

I may be a minority, but I’m totally ok with a control dial. I hate fingerprints on my screens, and I like tactile feedback and buttons. I could also reference Mazda’s studies that found that people unconsciously move their steering wheel every time they go to touch the screens, so to prevent that, they made a control…

Maybe the new Corvette will follow in the ´stangs footsteps and become next seasom´s favourite tool for mowing people down at Cars´n´Coffee...

where do you think all the Elio marketing staff went?

It is the first year of a new, more or less, model, it’s a Chevy so it will have more recalls than a grand a night hooker. And it looks as gaudy as one too. 

Wow. A click-bait title followed by an unhelpful article filled with links to a single unhelpful blog about a problem I don’t have.  Sounds like someone is trying to promote clicks to a buddy’s blog.

Nice clickbait asshole. I now know not to read anything from you. 

Don't worry, I'm sure other states have plenty of stupid people as well. Also, I love cheese.

I always hated the fucktards that pulled this shit. Still do. When I'm Emperor of the Known Universe (tm), anyone caught "rolling coal" will have their truck crushed and be issued a restricted license that only allows them to drive fwd hybrids and have dogs under 25 pounds.