A front loaded NFL contract that they had no intention of honoring? They must have thought the NIH was a player.

*receives pink slips*

“NFL disbursed $7.8 billion in national revenue—a 9.6 percent increase from the previous year.”

I’m amused that Alma Sanchez seems to think NPR is a single show.

Tiger Woods, Florida Man.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

To be fair, the food at Wawa is pretty tasty (despite being vastly inferior to Sheetz).

From what I’ve read, it depends on the movie. Some are downloaded the day of release, and aren’t even unencrypted until literally minutes before the first screening.

I used to work for Penn State, and this is not OK, not OK at all, the University needs to just leave this family in the past and I’m tired of seeing this guy pop up.

Hey...the Falcons had a pretty good 1st half too!!

I’m going to live forever.

Smart citizens will buy my $200 StompBag. You buy your own produce at the peak of freshness, place it in the bag constructed with enough tensile strength to suspend four Teslas, close the high tech zipping closure which hermetically seals in the freshness, and stomp your way to health!

I thought that when you weren’t satisfied with someone double dealing your stories about exorcism that you got repossessed.

Buick. They even have commercials on how people can’t find the new buick’s because they can’t believe they’re buick’s so get one that’s a couple years old.

Aussie born and bred.

Briles is unemployed, but “From the Free Computers at the Public Library” doesn’t convey the same gravitas.

You can’t just build trebuchets and put a citizen on all the land tiles!!

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

That about sums it up. We can all go home, folks. May the Force be with us all.