Also... So that’s Furiosa’s origin story?

“If I had the ability to do so, I’d give this upstanding young man a chance to be a college football coach again.”

thanks for nothing, heterosexuals.  

Anything that browser tells you is a damn, dirty lie! I spend my time online looking up Bible verses, and that’s all!

Users are grandfathered into the $35 a month price as long as they stay subscribed to the service.

Just drink enough booze at night till water becomes mother fucking delicious when you wake up

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

My god. I’m left, but if the last week has shown you anything, it’s that any publication you cling to (ex. gawker media) will convince you it’s someone else’s fault. Left or right.

Bit torrents are free. . . .

I will always fins it funny that a guy who would later play Batman got to brutally murder a guy who would later play the Joker in another movie. Let’s watch that scene again!

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

Maybe you’re right. Perhaps I was misled by Patrick’s paraphrasing: “He added that the league never submitted a formal public records request clearly from the NFL,” which is not a distinction the law recognizes.

Talk about burying the lede:

That needs to make it into the movie some how ...

Dan Shaughnessy, is that you?