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I don’t get why my saying “you shouldn’t tell teenagers not to think about the consequences of their actions” reads as “this kid deserves what he got” to you.

This is bad, but telling high school students that they shouldn’t think about the consequences of their actions is very bad advice.

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

He’s just showing his helmet.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

“Hey Soul Sister” by Train can only be beat by “Hey Soul Sister” on ukulele (karaoke)

That hat could easily be turned backwards at any time!

Der Silencer. Looks like he’s a man so “der”

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

Too bad he’s not a kicker, then we could call him Das Boot.

Been there, done that. — William the Bastard, Duke of Normandy.

Colin Cowherd: Finally! A white unicorn.

Sure he could, but would he?

Jamaicans won because they practice passing blunts.

Calling Knoxville “Erotic City” shouldn’t be enough to get fired, but I could understand why it would be enough to be placed under a 72-hour mental health observation.

Jesus. Kobe could have made a better pass.

Dan Phillips’ thoughts as he put together the segment on April 21: “This is going to be epic. This is going to be awesome. This is going to go viral, and I’m finally going to be able to get off the Fox affiliate of this podunk backwater full of phony wannabe cowboys from Des Moines who waste their lives trying to come…