the wall was just a metaphor

You can’t bully the truth.

At the same time, he’s not going to critique every utterance of this so-called president, because...you know, this one is white.

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

As Pornhub puts it: “Please no clips of the Falcons! We have enough choking videos”.

The biggest problem with this logic is that, if it keeps Owens out once, it should keep him out forever.

+ password for White House computer: PopularVote_LOL

It’s fair to say that so far the only entertainment they’ve been able to get for Trump’s inauguration is a cross burning.

Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?

I see Suh rubbing his hands on the sidelines setting up a kill.

Republicans think Trump should be president and it’s marijuana that’s dangerous. Hilarious.

There are now 9 times as many smart phones in the world than there are smart people. Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

It is frightening how much the Republicans want to end the transparency of the democratic process.

+ double rainbow

I’ll cut Mixon some slack if he punches Grayson Allen in the face....5 times.

And they are called Golden because they come from “The Silver State”

The Las Vegas Golden Knights Who Say Ni

So... in the home team’s locker room... they have the Golden showers?

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!